1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,880 BIRDS CRY 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,960 MUSIC STOPS, BIRDS FADE 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,880 Oh. You all right? All right? 4 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,520 You just waiting for someone? Yes. 5 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,360 I was going to say, actually, thanks for, er, clearing up the... 6 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,640 Well, clearing some of the stuff up from the front here. 7 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,280 Yeah. Did Bev have a word? 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,400 I don't think so. Oh, right, OK. 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,880 Well, she said she was going to have a word, so... 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,200 Oh. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,960 Yeah, just about clearing the front here. 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,560 I have. Yes, no, I know. 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,400 Brilliant. Yeah. Fantastic. Just, er... 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,200 I just thought I saw a rat, you know. 15 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,040 Thought you saw one? 16 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,840 No, I did. Well, I did, you know, it was... 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,480 Well, it was either a rat or a big mouse. 18 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,000 Big mouse, probably. 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,039 That oil slick's a bit annoying, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. 20 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,200 Looks like a rabbit, from my house, if you can believe it. 21 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,400 Yeah, it's a big black rabbit at the end of my drive. 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,440 REVERSING ALARM BEEPS 23 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,440 Oh. 24 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,560 What's this for? Soil conditioner. 25 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,880 Compost. 26 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,000 Shite! 27 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,720 Hello, Michael. 28 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,560 Oh, hello, Bev. 29 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,800 Was that your daughter came round yesterday? 30 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,360 I haven't got any kids, Bev. Oh. 31 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,880 Who was that, then? She looked nice. 32 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:06,480 That was Kacey. She was just helping me with something. 33 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,240 I could help. Oh. Thanks, Bev. 34 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,520 I mean, if you needed help, I could help. 35 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,360 I'm just stuck here all day. 36 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,959 Don't know what to do with myself half the time. 37 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,000 See you later, Bev. Bye, Michael. 38 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,560 HE CHUCKLES 39 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,800 Long bike. 40 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,840 Michael! Michael! 41 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,520 Michael! Morning, Brigham. 42 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,960 Ha... L... Long bike? 43 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,640 Yes. Tandem. 44 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,560 For two people. 45 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,480 Bike for two people. See you later. 46 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,120 Michael! Michael! Mike! Mike! Mike! 47 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,840 Yes? Can I have a go? 48 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,960 Long bike. 49 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,920 All right? Yeah. Late. Has he noticed? 50 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,920 Can I come round tonight and see the things? 51 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,680 What things? 52 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,000 "What things"? 53 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,360 The little fuckin' people you've got growing in jars. 54 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,040 Sh! God's sake. 55 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,200 They're not people, they're called homunculi 56 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,320 and I don't want anyone knowing about them, thank you very much! 57 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,720 Good morning, shoppers. 58 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,840 Michael Sleep is growing three homunculi at home in his shed. 59 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:48,000 That's Michael Sleep, three homunculi, 60 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,400 in jars, in his shed. Thank you. 61 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,880 Michael, why are you...? Sh. 62 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,960 Michael, it's Roy, give us a ring back when you get this message. 63 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,120 Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came and visited your dad at the home. 64 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,200 I don't know who it was but it wasn't me. 65 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,080 So you need to find out who's saying they're me. 66 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,000 Who's Roy? I've got to go. 67 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,880 You've only just got here. I've got to go to the nursing home. 68 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,000 Well, don't bother coming back. Oh, cheers, Gordon, 69 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,240 I really appreciate that. 70 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,280 Brigham! 71 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,560 Here he is. Hello, son. All right, Dad? 72 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,880 You out of breath? 73 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:34,240 Yeah, the, er... The car's out of action, I had to cycle. 74 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,920 Bloody 'ell, what've you got there? Is that a competition win? 75 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,520 Remote-controlled cars. Six of them. 76 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,680 Well, you know what they say. You can't have too many 77 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,159 remote-controlled cars. 78 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:47,560 But I'm running out of space here. Will you take 'em? Yeah. 79 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,320 You can give 'em to a charity shop, 80 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,480 or you might want to hold on to them yourself. Yeah, OK. 81 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,640 Here, Dad, Hilary said that you had a visitor. 82 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,240 Do you remember? 83 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,800 Did she? 84 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,600 Yes, Dad, have a think. 85 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,240 Someone came here to see you, to say hello, 86 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,400 can you remember who that might have been? 87 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,880 When was that, you say? 88 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,520 It must have been the day before yesterday. 89 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,000 Was it Roy? Was it Clea's brother, Roy? 90 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,920 Oh, so it was. 91 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,400 Yeah, I didn't recognise him. Pretended I did, though. 92 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,160 Fine bit of acting. 93 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,880 Have I ever met Roy? 94 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,600 Yes. Yes. You... You will have done, years ago. 95 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,200 You say you didn't recognise him? 96 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,520 No. Have you got any idea what he wanted? 97 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,799 Er... can't say that I have. Er... 98 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:38,600 He was wittering on about something. Skirting around something or other. 99 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,120 Only Connect was on, so I wasn't really paying attention. 100 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,920 Anyway, how are the prophets? Have you buried them yet? 101 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,960 No, not yet. The manure was delivered this morning. 102 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,440 There's a ton of the stuff. I don't think the neighbours are very happy. 103 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,520 Sod 'em. 104 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,200 Is everything OK? 105 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,960 Won't be a second, Dad. 106 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,640 All right. 107 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,760 Hilary? Is he all right? 108 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,960 You said my dad had a visitor. Yeah, Roy, wasn't it? 109 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,880 Now, do you remember what he looked like? 110 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,440 Erm... Here. 111 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,440 Now, that's an old photograph, but did he look anything like that? 112 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,920 Oh... 113 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,560 No, I wouldn't say that was him. 114 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,440 Do you remember what he did look like? 115 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,720 Yeah, he was slight, 116 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,720 fair hair, small round glasses. 117 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,840 Are you sure? Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap. 118 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,760 Is everything OK? 119 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:58,320 Hi, hi, hello. Sorry I'm late. 120 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,760 Do you want anything? 121 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,280 Just a coffee, please, a black coffee. 122 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,160 No problem, I'll bring it over. 123 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,560 How are you? 124 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,880 Yeah. 125 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,360 I was just wondering if you had a chance to pass on my number 126 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,080 to Clea's partner. Hamish, isn't it? 127 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,680 Because I haven't heard anything. 128 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,760 Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on. 129 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,480 Oh, OK, it's just that, um, since we spoke 130 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,240 I've been thinking about that lock-up that Clea and I shared 131 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,360 and I remembered that there was a couple of things 132 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,640 that belonged to me that I'd really like to get back. 133 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,440 Thanks. 134 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,560 It's Bea, isn't it? 135 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,840 Yeah. 136 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,280 Is it, though? 137 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,480 What do you mean? Well, I know you didn't know my sister, 138 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,800 so I'm wondering what else you're bullshitting about. 139 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,760 And I'm also wondering who your friend is, 140 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,200 trying to be inconspicuous sat at the table BEHIND ME! 141 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,560 My name's Bob. What the fuck's going on? 142 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,800 Your sister, Clea, 143 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,320 she was fencing stolen items 144 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:10,240 for the man who owned the antiques market she traded at. 145 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,840 And who are you, the police? 146 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:17,480 We represent the people from whom the items were stolen. 147 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,560 Well, I don't believe your name is Bob, 148 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,480 and I don't believe your name is Bea, 149 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,800 and I don't believe that either of you represent the people 150 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,560 from whom the items were stolen. 151 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,800 But that's actually beside the point, isn't it? 152 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,760 What do you want from me? 153 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:39,800 We want to find something that, erm, we believe Clea was in possession of 154 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,120 when she went missing. 155 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,200 OK. 156 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,280 Well, now we're getting somewhere. 157 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,800 Give us your phone. 158 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,400 What's in the bag? Nothing. Er, toys. 159 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:37,280 What's in it? Toys, toys, er, cars, take it, it's yours, it's yours. 160 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,320 Presents? 161 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,920 Maybe, yeah. 162 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,280 Who for? 163 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,280 I don't know. Children? 164 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,960 What's your name? 165 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,520 Are you...? 166 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,360 BELLS JINGLE SOFTLY 167 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,840 What are you doing round here? 168 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,040 Just, er, you know, delivering presents. 169 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,280 But... is it Christmas? 170 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,400 No, not yet, I'm, er... I'm just... 171 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,120 You know, I'm starting early, because there's lots to do 172 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,480 when the time comes. Where's your red suit? 173 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,120 That's at home. I don't put that on till nearer the time, 174 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,760 in case I get spotted. You know, it wouldn't do, would it, 175 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,080 for me to get recognised too early. 176 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,880 I recognised you, didn't I? You did. 177 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,320 I knew who you were. Don't tell anyone, will you? 178 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,200 I won't tell anyone. 179 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,360 Thank you. 180 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,720 I, erm... 181 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,200 I... 182 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,760 I don't usually do this. I know, mate, I know. 183 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,280 I was just desperate. 184 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,640 I wasn't going to hurt you, I would never... I know. I know, I know. 185 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,040 I know, it's all right. You see, I-I know 186 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,240 who's been naughty or nice 187 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,280 and I know that you're not normally naughty. 188 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,760 I'm not. 189 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,080 I know. 190 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,880 Usually a good lad, aren't you? 191 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,200 Yeah, I am. 192 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,280 I just... 193 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,280 Hey. Hey, don't worry. 194 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,560 Erm, can I...? 195 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,760 Er, yeah. 196 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,960 Oh, that's for you. 197 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,320 I'm sorry it's not wrapped. 198 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,960 Could I, erm...? 199 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:38,080 Would it be all right to get my phone back? 200 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,720 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 201 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,200 Cheers. Erm, you are... 202 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,520 Rupert. Rupert! Rupert. Little Rupert. 203 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,400 Well, erm... Well, cheerio, then. 204 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,560 Thank you! 205 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,960 Merry Christmas! 206 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,640 Ho, ho, ho! 207 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,800 A book. 208 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,960 A bird book. 209 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,600 What's it called? 210 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,680 The Birds Of America. 211 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,800 The Birds Of America? Yes. 212 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Shall we have a little look on the internet? 213 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,720 Ah, I got it. 214 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:36,520 "It has been estimated that five out of the ten highest prices ever paid 215 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,120 "for a book, adjusted for inflation, 216 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:44,800 "were for John James Audubon's The Birds Of America. 217 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,360 "The most recently discovered copy was sold at auction in 2019 for... 218 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,840 "..$6.6 million." 219 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,280 So that's quite a lot, then, isn't it? 220 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,760 Right. Let's be honest with each other. 221 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:06,000 Don't pretend to me that you're a keen ornithologist. 222 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,960 Now that I know what you're looking for, 223 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,560 I'll find it. Then, when I sell it, I'll give you some of the money. 224 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,840 How much? 225 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,360 Do you know what, Bob? That's a bloody good point. 226 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,280 We should discuss that. 227 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,840 All right? 228 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,840 You didn't come back to work. No, 229 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,200 Gordon gave me the rest of the day off. 230 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,480 Are you sure? Yeah. He said, "Don't bother coming back." 231 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,320 Oh... I don't think he was trying be helpful, mate. 232 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,360 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 233 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,080 Well, he told me to tell you that you'd better come in tomorrow 234 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,920 or you're fired. Righto. 235 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,600 Shovelling shit? 236 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,600 Mm-hm. 237 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,000 Do you need some help? 238 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,440 Yeah. Go on, then. 239 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,680 Hello. Are you OK? I'm Kacey. 240 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,880 Michael, what are we doing? 241 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,960 Have to bury the jars. 242 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,800 In shit? Yes. 243 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:41,120 Why? Because that's what it says in the instructions. 244 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,840 It's to grow them on to the state of divination. 245 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,000 To keep 'em warm? Partly. 246 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,360 Ah, can't we just put them in the airing cupboard? 247 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,160 Airing cupboard! What century are you from? 248 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,800 Yeah, says the alchemist. 249 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,760 Evening, Your Majesties. 250 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,560 God, they've grown since last time. 251 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,320 What's this one? 252 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,000 That's a seraph, it's a type of angel. 253 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,200 The highest rank of angel. 254 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,240 Didn't know angels had different ranks. 255 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,600 Yeah, seraphim, they're right at the top, just below God. 256 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,160 According to Wikipedia. 257 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,560 One of their jobs is to fly around God's throne, 258 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,040 crying, "Holy, holy, holy!" 259 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,040 That could get annoying. Couldn't it, though? 260 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,200 No wonder He's so angry so much of the time. 261 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,040 It says we've got to wear robes. 262 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,000 Those are dressing gowns. They're robes. Bathrobes. 263 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,640 Are you serious? Kacey, I don't make the rules. 264 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:26,200 Sacris solemniis iuncta sint gaudia, 265 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,800 et ex praecordiis sonent praeconia. 266 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,120 Recedant vetera, 267 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,760 nova sint omnia, 268 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,640 corda, voces, 269 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,480 et opera. 270 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,040 Got any booze? 271 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,320 Booze? No. 272 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,280 Well, do you fancy a beer? I'll run to the garage. 273 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,320 Yeah, OK. 274 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,000 Here. 275 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,200 Cheers. 276 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,720 Oh! Hello. 277 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,080 Hiya. 278 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,640 You're Michael's girlfriend. 279 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,000 Girl...? No. No. Erm, we're just... We're just friends. 280 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,720 Oh, sorry. I'm Bev, I live next door. 281 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,000 Oh, right, hi. Kacey. 282 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,840 Nice to meet you, Kacey. Nice to meet you, Bev. 283 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,680 Are you just grabbing some beers? 284 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,880 Yeah, you know... 285 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,520 Yeah. Thirsty work. All that shovelling. 286 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,200 Yeah. Yeah. 287 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,720 He's nice, isn't he, Michael? 288 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,160 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he is nice. 289 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,040 He's interesting, isn't he? 290 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,760 He's always got some project on the go, you know, in that shed of his. 291 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:30,000 Yeah? Yeah, I'm always wondering what he's up to in there. 292 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,440 Yeah. 293 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080 Anyways, I'd better be off. 294 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,960 It was lovely to meet you... 295 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,480 Sorry... Bev. Beverley. Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev. 296 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,200 Have a good night. 297 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,440 See ya. 298 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,240 That kid 299 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,320 who cycles round and round your road? 300 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,000 Elliot. What's his story? 301 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,880 He's just a teenager. 302 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,440 Do you ever talk to him? 303 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,960 Nah, not for years. 304 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,200 He used to be a cute kid. 305 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,440 You should speak to him. 306 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,240 Why? 307 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,600 Because. 308 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,840 I mean, he's obviously struggling with summat. 309 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,760 He's like a caged animal, riding round and round like that. 310 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,120 It's... It's sad. 311 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,000 I wouldn't know what to say. Hmm. 312 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,200 Well, you could start with, "Hello." 313 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,160 Right. Can I use your loo? 314 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,040 What for? 315 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,240 What do you mean, what for? What do you think? 316 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,760 Well, didn't you go before you came? 317 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,280 Are you serious? 318 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,240 It's just, I don't usually... You don't usually what? 319 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,240 I don't usually let people go in the house. Right. 320 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,360 Well, I need the loo, so... 321 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,280 Is it a number one or a number two? Don't be a prick, Michael. 322 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,040 Yes, OK. Thank you. 323 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,200 Ah, eh, it's upstairs. But don't... Don't what? 324 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,240 I don't know. But don't look around. 325 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,880 All right? Yeah. 326 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,320 Did you find it all right? Yeah, top of the stairs, like you said. 327 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,960 What's in the boxes? So you had a look around, then? 328 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,160 Mate, I didn't go rifling through your stuff, I just went to the loo